Monday, February 9, 2015

Egg madness


What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An Eggs-plorer
How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up
What sport are eggs good at? Running
How do eggs stay healthy? They eggs-ercise
What do you call an egg from outer space? Eggs-traterrestrial
How did the eggs leave the motorway? They took the eggs-it
What do you call a sleeping egg? Eggs-hausted
What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-days

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